1. You can plan and time your walk between any two points in Manhattan without ever having to stop and wait at a light. Ever.
2. You think a $6 cocktail is a steal.
3. You can't remember the last time you rode around in a car without having to pay for the privilege.
4. You believe that people who use golf-sized umbrellas are selfish, sidewalk-hogging human beings.
5. Spotting a celebrity does not make your day. In fact, it probably just slowed you down.
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