Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Bejeweled Penis

Yesterday, as I was in one of my favorite hole-in-the-wall Garment District trim stores, pawing through piles of beaded embellishments to find the perfect piece to use for my latest Redheaded Actress Etsy Shop custom order, I stumbled across what can only be described as a bejeweled penis:

I mean, I'm not just being dirty, right? That can't be anything other than a penis shape, can it? And if it can't be anything else, then what possible use could one have for a bejeweled penis embellishment?? Wait...don't answer that.


  1. That's hilarious! And the fact that you found one means there are others out there too, wonder where they've all ended up?! Hahaha.

  2. Oh my god, that's hilarious. No longer is vajazzling just for women. I think they need a new name for men though. ;)

  3. Wow, that's special! I can't imagine what you'd use it for, other than a bachelorette party, right?