Well, silly me.
Our street was the staging area for the parade, which meant that starting at 8 AM there was music blasting. It also meant that once the parade was over, the street was quite literally covered in trash.
But the most egregious crime, in my opinion, was that I couldn't get to my apartment upon returning from my audition. I had to walk all around the block before I could find a policeman who would let me onto my own street. And worse yet, they wouldn't let Dan onto the street until the parade was over because his license doesn't have our address on it yet and so he couldn't prove he lived here.
This was irritating.
I mean, I think parades are great. Who doesn't love a good parade? I was only mildly miffed when I had to walk an extra ten blocks on the way home from the grocery store because of the Gay Pride parade. But this was ridiculous. Everyone and their brother who was involved with this parade was allowed onto my street, but Dan couldn't get home?
I'm pretty sure that if anyone tried to organize a "Caucasion Pride" parade in the middle of Harlem and wouldn't let the residents of the streets get to their homes, someone would get shot.
I'm all for parades in my neighborhood, but if I can't get to my own home because of one, that's just ridiculous.
I know exactly how you feel. Somedays, when I try to get back to my castle, I'm greeted by all these characters. Some are a bit goofy and others are completely dopey. Life as a princess is totally filled with stress (plus, I always have to look good to pose with strangers). Oh and watch out when the "red shirts" are in town, boy they really make it a gay event. They even wear t-shirts that say "I'm a pretty princess too"! What?
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